Celebrity Justice
Paris Booted from Bad Boy Bad Girl Club

Steve Santagati, author of "The Manual, A True Bad Boy Explains How Men Think, Date, and Mate -- and What Women Can Do to Come Out on Top," has officially kicked Paris Hilton out of the Bad Boy Bad Girl club. The hunky relationship savant has had it with Paris' shenanigans, and asked us to help him give Paris the boot:
Steve Sntagati Paris Hilton
Dear Paris,

You are hereby notified that your membership in the Bad Boy Bad Girl club has been revoked. You slipped over the edge into stupid and are no longer good at being bad, so we want you out and will not refund your dues. And by "dues" I mean the dues you paid by doing a sex video, starring in "The Simple Life," getting drunk in public, converting others to the club [Brittney and Lindsey, which, by the way, will also be receiving this notice], showing the world -- via the paparazzi -- your coochi, and all around acting without remorse or apology ... all wonderful things.

However, real Bad Girls don't drink and drive, real bad girls don't get caught, real bad girls don't go to jail [that's only cool if you're a guy], and real bad girls don't call Sarah Silverman a bitch. Moreover, we all know the rich don't do jail time, and if they do, they do it with class [see Martha Stewart for details]. Therefore, you're out.

Fortunately for the other members of the club, you can't buy your way back in. Feel free to re-apply, but for now you are on permanent suspension.

Sincerely,

Steve Santagati
President

P.S. Notifying you via TMZ is considered official.

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31. oHHH myyyyyy....

i am sitting her laughing my head off...

Paris is known for her lack of good sense. WHO in their right mind allows AnYONE to make a tape of them having sex uNLESS you are going to get paid for that type of 'adult" behavior, then have the gall to complain about it when others make fun of your lack of good common sense????

What is wrong with you people....
Everyone i KNOW thought Sarah was a HOOT...and laughed their "butts" off. if Paris does not want to be made fun of....JUST maybe she should not do the DUMB things she does and think its OK...and JUST maybe All of you that seem to have the need to defend her lack of morals and values need to take a VERY close look at your own!!!

Posted at 8:50AM on Jun 24th 2007 by WakeUPParis

32. sara silverman,,,,,,,,,,,,,,is hillarious!!!!!!.............herpes hilton

Posted at 8:54AM on Jun 24th 2007 by costaMesaboy

33. I don't think Sarah is hilarious, she can't come up with any good material, so she resorts to bathroom humor, like most of the popular comedians around. No wonder she is in the "boy's" section of the book. Her humor turns me off. And BTW, does costaMesaboy EVER get off this site? He claims to have a hot wife, yet is always here. Loser with a capital L!!!

Posted at 9:05AM on Jun 24th 2007 by zzzzzzzzzz

34. #44,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,ITS EARLY HERE,,,,& IM GOING JOGGING,,,,,,,,,,,get a sense of humor, Sara is funny,,,& 4 your information this site keeps me out of trouble,,,,,,,,MORON!!!!!!!!

Posted at 9:12AM on Jun 24th 2007 by costaMesaboy

35. TMZ.............PLAN AHEAD !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TUESDAY IS COMING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HAVE YOUR CAMERAS , VIDEOS , HIGH SPEED CARS , AND HELICOPTERS READY......

BECAUSE PARIS HILTON WILL BE SNEAKY GETTINGOUT OF JAIL .

THEY ALREADY HAVE A PLAN FOR IT ................

DECOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ONE PERSON WILL BE DRESSED UP LIKE PARIS IN ONES.U.V

AND PARIS WILL BE DRESSED UP DIFFERENTLY WHERE YOU

DONT NOTICEDHER , SHE WILL BE IN ANOTHER S.U.V

GOING THE OPPOSITE DIRECTION..............USE YOUR THINKING CAP.

OR SHE WILL BE IN A HELICOPTERGOING HOME THAT WAY

REMEMBER HER PARENTS HAS AN LARGE ENOUGH YARD

TO DROP HER OFF THERE OR ANYWHERE IN L.A.

IT'S ACTUALLY EASIER TO DROPHER OFF IN A HELICOPTER

THAN DRIVING S.U.V ............THIS WAY YOU DON'T HAVE

CARS FOLLOWING YOU . ( LIKE A BUNCH OF STALKERS ) .

PRETTY GOOD PLAN I THOUGHT OF HUH ?????? LOL

YOU HAVE TO BE 100 STEPSAHEAD OF EVERYONE

OR ELSE , THE PLAN WILL NEVER WORK .......LOL

"PERSON WITH A PLAN "

Posted at 9:12AM on Jun 24th 2007 by DON'T FORGET THE HELICOPTER WILL GET PARIS TO HER PARENTS HOME FASTER , THEY'VE A YARD BIG ENOUGH

36. #48,,,,,,,,maybe after my jog i'll get 2 twenty-four ouncers!!!,,geeze, man or lady Sorry, 4 living, whats your problem???....you must be gay, my chick looks like a porn star!!!!!!!!!!EVERY TIME

Posted at 9:24AM on Jun 24th 2007 by costaMesaboy

37. Who in the hell would be proud their old lady looks like a porn star??!!?

Posted at 9:29AM on Jun 24th 2007 by WTF?

38. thanks for the link "go away paris". I think we had an impact on nbc dropping her interview, mabe we can do it again with Larry King.

Steve and Sarah rock!!!

Posted at 9:36AM on Jun 24th 2007 by zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

39. to # 36....

Well said.! Now, I guess with that said, we can understand what those that support Paris truly are like as well.

It also says exactly why Prissie Paris is a terrible role model for the kids today.
If they really think its OK to do as Paris does....we had better be building more "time out" facilites....!!!!

Remember Paris's moto...: I'm Paris Hilton and I can Do whatever I want...! wellllll NOT!!!

Posted at 9:55AM on Jun 24th 2007 by WakeUPParis

40. Paris KNEW DAMN GOOD & WELL that if she went to the MTv Awards right before GOING TO JAIL (God, I love saying that!!!), she would be a target! She did it to show her ugly mug one last time before heading to lock up. No sympathies here. I think Sarah Silverman was a riot & note SHE DID NOT SINGLE OUT PARIS! She knocked everyone of those worthless skanks...Paris, Nicole, Britney & Lindsay. She even poked fun at Baldwin at the same time! Probably even more people than that---I didn't watch the whole show. Don't see anyone crying for them. SPARE ME!

I for one WILL NOT watch a single interview with someone so talentless, tacky & a hypocrite. She's only famous cause she HAPPENS to come from a wealthy family. SHE'S ICK! Just like the rest of them. Yes, Paris, GO AWAY!!!

Posted at 10:01AM on Jun 24th 2007 by glynne64

41. This is great! I think I'll go out and buy his book just because he did this. He's hot too - I've seen him on a few shows. I hope other people follow what he did.

I thought what Sarah Silverman said at the MTV awards about Paris was hillarious! I loved it!! This has nothing to do with Paris being rich or spoiled. PARIS HAS DONE NOTHING, except make a sex tape, go to clubs and pose for photos. Paris should take some lessons from Ivanka Trump. Ivanka is sophisticated and has class - something Paris lacks.

Posted at 10:16AM on Jun 24th 2007 by So Disgusted

42. I truly HOPE, that SHE has learned deep lessons, of course, she can say anything she wishes....Like when she said she was going to donate money to Brest Cancer and then never did.......I will be looking for those ACTIONS I keep talking about.

I would have thought, that since she said she has not slept since she went "IN", that the last thing she would have wanted to do was an interview. I would have thought she would have wanted to soak in a nice hot tub, drink a bottle of wine, smoke some crack and chill for a bit....lol....( old habits DIE hard)

NOW.....READ this carefully, especially the part about HER and her Reps negotiating for the LAST WEEK........She's such a media whore......sighhhhhhhh

He's news from the New York Times: I guess someone was bound to do it....and Larry has now sunk to be that least common denominator.....oh well..

Larry King Gets Paris Hilton Interview
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By BILL CARTER
Published: June 24, 2007
After deals with ABC and NBC fell through last week, Paris Hilton will now give her first post-jail interview to Larry King on CNN on Wednesday night.

Mike Sitrick, a spokesman for the Hilton family, announced the agreement yesterday.

Ms. Hilton is expected to be released on Tuesday from jail in Los Angeles, where she has been serving a sentence since June 3 for charges related to traffic violations.

She and her representatives have been negotiating for the exclusive rights to the first interview for most of the past week. Both ABC and NBC were heavily involved in pursuing the interview, expecting it to attract high ratings.

But the negotiations turned sour late last week when news accounts described the interaction between the networks and representatives of the Hiltons, which involved potential cash payments for materials that the Hiltons would provide with the interview, like photographs and videos.

ABC had offered $100,000 for that deal but was told by the Hilton side that NBC was offering far more. On the print side, People magazine had made a deal to pay $300,000 for photos that would have accompanied an interview with Ms. Hilton.

In the wake of all the publicity about the financial negotiations, all deals were withdrawn. Mr. Sitrick issued a statement saying Ms. Hilton would not seek money for an interview. ABC and NBC still declined to put on the interview.

Instead, Mr. King will interview Ms. Hilton. A spokeswoman for his program, Bridget Leininger, said yesterday that no money had been paid for the interview. “Larry King never pays for interviews,” she said.

But Ms. Leininger said she was unsure whether the program was going to use any photos and whether any fee would be paid to Getty Images, a photo agency that had previously made a deal to acquire rights to the first pictures of Ms. Hilton home from jail.

Posted at 10:18AM on Jun 24th 2007 by WakeUPParis

43. Wow -- is the tide turning? What is with all of these pro-Paris comments? Have you forgotten why we hate Paris? Unite, people. Unite.

I love this guy's letter. He points out to Paris what most of America thinks about her. Posting it on TMZ is a forum from which she'll likely get wind of it all, too.

Heck, I'm going to buy the guy's book.

Posted at 10:43AM on Jun 24th 2007 by Julie

44. #54 Julie, the pro comments are from hilton's pr camp who is paying these people to try and put a positive spin on this skanky tramp. Too little, waaay too late.

Posted at 11:00AM on Jun 24th 2007 by paris only has 6 fans HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

45. this guy is a jackass. sarah silverman's a bitch and a half.

yes paris is possibly the most annoying person, but remember at the time noone had done the sex tape/immediate fame thing? she was probably humiliated at the time before she realized it would make her famous. and someone asked why she would make a sex tape because only whores do it? GET A CLUE. making a sex tape with a significant other doesn't make you slutty.

Posted at 10:57AM on Jun 24th 2007 by jb

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