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Paris Booted from Bad Boy Bad Girl Club

Posted Jun 24th 2007 3:03AM by TMZ Staff

Steve Santagati, author of "The Manual, A True Bad Boy Explains How Men Think, Date, and Mate -- and What Women Can Do to Come Out on Top," has officially kicked Paris Hilton out of the Bad Boy Bad Girl club. The hunky relationship savant has had it with Paris' shenanigans, and asked us to help him give Paris the boot:
Steve Sntagati Paris Hilton
Dear Paris,

You are hereby notified that your membership in the Bad Boy Bad Girl club has been revoked. You slipped over the edge into stupid and are no longer good at being bad, so we want you out and will not refund your dues. And by "dues" I mean the dues you paid by doing a sex video, starring in "The Simple Life," getting drunk in public, converting others to the club [Brittney and Lindsey, which, by the way, will also be receiving this notice], showing the world -- via the paparazzi -- your coochi, and all around acting without remorse or apology ... all wonderful things.

However, real Bad Girls don't drink and drive, real bad girls don't get caught, real bad girls don't go to jail [that's only cool if you're a guy], and real bad girls don't call Sarah Silverman a bitch. Moreover, we all know the rich don't do jail time, and if they do, they do it with class [see Martha Stewart for details]. Therefore, you're out.

Fortunately for the other members of the club, you can't buy your way back in. Feel free to re-apply, but for now you are on permanent suspension.

Sincerely,

Steve Santagati
President

P.S. Notifying you via TMZ is considered official.

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76. I guess Valtrex should hire her nobody elses will

Posted at 5:19PM on Jun 24th 2007 by parishasherpes

77. well nicole or nicky, dat you? , isn't that the pot calling the kettle black? all of you treating her like crap because she is beneath you're status of purity????

Posted at 5:42PM on Jun 24th 2007 by princess the ruler

78. I'd rather Brandy FLASH ME than RUN ME DOWN DEAD DOING 80 IN A RANGE ROVER

Posted at 5:46PM on Jun 24th 2007 by princess the RULER

79. LMAO!!!!

Posted at 8:19PM on Jun 24th 2007 by andrera

80. Sarah Silverman is a BITCH!


"Oh why do I feel dirty" Sarah..Sarah..Sarah.. Maybe because your a nasty whore that can't keep your mouth shut!!! uuuurrrgggg I hate her 4 making fun of Paris!!

She's NOT funny.
She's NOT hot.
She's NOT Talented.

She's just a wannabe celebrity,with a HUGE nasty mouth.
Her MTV award jokes where nasty,rude and uncomfortable.

Paris should had stand up and smack the hell out of her,That would had been funny!!

Posted at 6:22PM on Jun 24th 2007 by Sarah is a Bitch!

81. It was humor, a joke, a comedic review of her life.
Many laugh at Paris's very public choices. She chooses to put herself out there in that way.
HUMOR/COMICS/COMEDY reflects society's publicity sponges.

What?, there is now political correctness for Paris.

Since when has she tried to be subtle, poised, lady like, or act like a mature adult?

Of course, people will laugh, or include her in comedy bits. Paris goes out of her way to invite it, or motivate comedic responses to her outlandish choices. Paris likes any publicity that gets her name out there. She pimps herself.

I.E. She eventually promoted the sex video & followed up w/ a sensual Wendys Hamburger/carwash ad in a wet bikini. Then lifted her skirt over her head in public. Why wouldn't people laugh?

Posted at 6:41PM on Jun 24th 2007 by lulu

82. Now Paris is claiming a spiritual journey but wait she wants lots of money for pictures/images so she can say her CNN interview is unpaid. The publicity will generate paid public appearances at clubs while she claims to still be reading the Bible and the Secret, and seeking spiritual guidance.

THIS IS COMEDY WORTHY TO BE INCLUDED IN LATE NITE OR IN COMEDIAN'S DIALOGS OR A SPOOF ON SAT NITE LIVE.
MANY PUBLICITY SEEKERS AND PAPARAZZI CRAZED STARLETS ARE A SOURCE OF MATERIAL FOR COMEDIANS.

PARIS PUTS IT OUT FOR PUBLIC CONSUMPTION.

Posted at 7:02PM on Jun 24th 2007 by lulu

83. .....................SARA SILVERMAN 4 PRESIDENT OF THE USA........................

Posted at 9:44PM on Jun 24th 2007 by costaMesaboy

84. I am glad to read that so many people were turned off by Sarah's humour? . To think that young people watch MTV and saw this outrageous cruelty,was really disturbing, a true comic could have gotten the point across in a less offensive way, as for steve's " bad club ",who gives a ****.

Posted at 11:19PM on Jun 24th 2007 by quassie

85. hold on- she slipped over into stupid? she's been the queen of STUPID for a really really really long time and whoever wrote this is just now figuring this out????

Posted at 12:03AM on Jun 25th 2007 by stuckupsnob

86. I DISLIKE PARIS FOR HER DRUNK DRIVING AND NOT EVEN CARING THAT SHE COULD KILL SOMEONE. I HATE THAT SHE THINKS SHE IS ABOVE THE LAW. THIS BITCH PULLED EVERY PUNCH TO STAY OUT OF JAIL. BLUE EYES, BROWN EYES
DOES NOT MAKE ANY DIFFERENCE IN HER LOOKS, SHE IS QUITE ATTRACTIVE
AND CAN LOOK STUNNING WITH MAKE-UP.EVEN THOUGH A LOT OF GUYS WILL
DENY IT BUT I AM SURE THERE IS QUITE A FEW GUYS WHO WOULD LOVE TO GET
INTO PARIS' PANTS. I JUST HOPE SHE GOES AWAY OR KEEPS A LOW PROFILE, BECAUSE SHE IS A BAD INFLUNCE ON YOUNG AMERICA.

Posted at 12:58AM on Jun 25th 2007 by FIJINATIVE007

87. Paris is the BEST bad girl. She doesn't need to be in any "CLUB" to be bad :-). she is the best because you all say you HATE her while being simultaneously fascinated by her. if you hate her, why are you reading this article? huh? :-)

Posted at 5:55AM on Jun 25th 2007 by smoothgroove

88. I'm not fond of her at all, but why do so many people say she has herpes?
Fact or fiction?

Posted at 6:33AM on Jun 25th 2007 by hello, it\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\

89. If you're going to write a public letter, make sure the names of the people you refer to are spelled correctly. It's spelled Britney, not Brittney. And Lindsay, not Lindsey

Posted at 10:55AM on Jun 25th 2007 by MELR

90. Sarah Silverman is God

Posted at 7:46AM on Jun 26th 2007 by John Baptist

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