Kevin & Kyra -- Klownin' Around
Now it's time for a little Six Degrees of .... Wait, what the eff is that?! No, seriously.
Filed under: Wacky & Weird
"Macho Man" Randy Savage: 'Memba Him?!
In the '80s and '90s, Randall Mario Poffo became famous for wearing ridiculous outfits as wrestling sensation "Macho Man" Randy Savage. Guess what he looks like now!
Filed under: TV, Beauty, 'Memba Them?!
Raquel Welch: Sexygenarian
They don't make 68-year-olds like this anymore!
Raquel Welch proves nothing made in 1940 holds up as flawlessly as she does.
Bolivian/Irish don't crack!
Filed under: Beauty, Hot Bodies
The Dannielynn Well Ain't Dry Yet
Larry Birkhead was out with a hottie in Hollywood yesterday but he ain't lookin' to impregnate right now -- but it's on his mind and the kid definitely would be cute.
Filed under: Anna Nicole Smith
Fatigued Clooney Is Back on the Rebound
Roswell, New Mexico -- home to one unidentified feathered object.
Clooney, decked out in a military costume for an upcoming flick, was shootin' hoops at a park yesterday with his personal driver -- and not doing too bad either.
Gotta love a Clooney in uniform.
Filed under: Paparazzi Video, George Clooney
TMZ TV Tonite -- High Times
Tonight on TMZ TV -- Tom Brady and Gisele are high on love and want everybody to know it... John Mayer's bodyguard hits some pappers high and low... and Rowdy Roddy Piper is just high. 
Check your local listings.
Jen Garner Fears for Safety
Jennifer Garner has obtained a court order protecting herself from a man she believes is endangering her family.
TMZ has obtained docs ordering Steven Burky to stay clear of Garner -- no contact whatsoever.
In her declaration, Garner says "Mr. Burky has been stalking and harassing me," sending "packages and letters containing delusional and paranoid thoughts and following me around the country ..."
Garner says Burky has been harassing her since 2002, but in the last year "his obsessive and harassing behavior has escalated to the point of becoming dangerous and threatening."
Garner says Burky has shown up at her home and said, "God has sent him a vision of her being persecuted in some manner that may result in her death."
Garner says she fears for herself, husband Ben Affleck and daughter Violet. She also says "I am currently pregnant and fear for the safety of my second child once born."
Burky has written a blog called Satanic Panic, asking, "Are multitudes of adults resorting to human sacrifices and then repressing this information from fear of Christ..."
A judge issued a temporary restraining order earlier this month. There's a hearing tomorrow to make the order permanent.
Garner's security guy, Dennis Bridwell, also submitted a declaration in which he said Burky described himself as a "crazed Alias fan," once finding her at an event, giving her roses and a card that read "I love you forever" along with his contact information. Bridwell says Burky has stalked Garner around the country, adding, "Mr. Burky now represents a clear threat to Ms. Garner's life."
We've learned the LAPD has taken the threat seriously and has been involved in the case.
Law enforcement sources tell us Burky is currently under a 5150 psychiatric hold.
Filed under: Celebrity Justice
Chewbacca: 'Memba Him?!
Peter Mayhew became kinda sorta famous for playing Chewbacca in four of the six "Star Wars" films. Guess what he looks like now!
Filed under: Movies, Beauty, 'Memba Them?!
Will Smith and Romo -- High School Cheerleaders
The Fresh Prince and the Dallas Cowboys starting QB crashed a pep rally in Texas yesterday because ... well, because they felt like it.
Will, who was rollin' through town to promote a movie, hooked up with Romo to fire up the kids at Lake Highlands High in a surprise visit -- droppin' some serious motivational talk and some insight into Romo's injured hand.
Sucks for the punks who ditched.
Filed under: Talk Sports
A Moment of Silence for Robert Pattinson
Just when we were starting to think the crazy obsessed "Twilight" fans had copies of Robert Pattinson's daily planner, dude somehow managed to leave Orso last night without any swarm or a single high-pitched scream.
Filed under: Wacky & Weird
Marc Jacobs Co. Pays $1 Million In Bribery Case
The New York State Attorney General has nailed designer Marc Jacobs for allegedly bribing a State official so he could get a desirable venue for his fashion show.
A.G. Andrew Cuomo says Jacobs's company, Marc Jacobs International, has agreed to pay a $1 million fine.
According to docs, Jacobs wanted the 69th Regiment Armory, run by the State. The A.G. claims James Jackson, the former Superintendent of the 69th Regiment Armory, demanded bribes from Jacobs and others over an eight-year period to use the Armory.
Filed under: Celebrity Justice
McCain: Jackson Browne Used Me!
John McCain claims kook-rocker Jackson Browne pitched a fit over the candidate's use of the song "Running on Empty" for one reason -- to make sure Browne's new album won't be running on empty.
Jackson sued John back in August over the Prez-seeker's use of his song in an Ohio campaign ad about gas prices. Now, McCain's lawyers filed a response, saying Jackson complained so he could get press to promote his new album, which came out a month later.
J-Mac also makes the argument he could use the tune whenever and where he wants because he was running for Prez, not trying to make a buck off it. If the court buys this "political speech as public interest" claim, it pretty much means curtains for a bunch of other musicians who were PO'd about their songs being used by the GOP.
Filed under: Celebrity Justice, Prez Election 2008
Winona Ryder Rushed to the Hospital in London
A trans-Atlantic flight for Winona Ryder turned turbulent when Winona Ryder fell ill and had to be taken to the hospital after landing. 
Ryder spent only an hour or so at a hospital in London after she complained of illness during her flight from LAX. There was no priority landing and she felt fine by the time the plane touched down, but medics were waiting for her upon landing and transported her immediately to the hospital.
We shot video of Winona getting on the plane in Los Angeles and she clearly looks out of it even before takeoff.
Filed under: Nurse!
Usher's Mom -- Driving Force in Cop Investigation
Usher's mom has danced her way into the center of a real-life police investigation -- after allegedly pulling a stiff job during the BET awards.
One of the freelance limo drivers who worked for U's mama's Atlanta-based transportation company has just filed a complaint with the Dekalb County PD -- claiming she never forked over his $1,668 paycheck after he worked the awards.
Dekalb County detectives are currently on the case. A rep for the company tells us, "The drivers were hired as independent contractors and are paid 30-45 days net when working on special events of the magnitude of the BET Hip Hop Awards that took place on Oct. 18th. They were hired at the recommendation of an employee who was recently terminated by JCarr and are disgruntled that their services are no longer being used by the company as a result of the unprofessional nature of the fired employee."
Filed under: Celebrity Justice, Wacky & Weird
Papper Clotheslined by Mayer's Muscle
Someone get John Mayer's bodyguard a gig for the NFL -- because dude tackled a photog outside Wolfgang's Steakhouse in Bev Hills last night.
The guy went ballistic on the pap as Mayer made a mellow exit. The photog says the incident was unprovoked.
Filed under: Paparazzi Video, John Mayer
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